shorts all year long
shorts all year long


‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via princess-jen)

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